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ORIGAMI STEVE and CURSING JERRY (mbmbam animation)
TRAVIS: Hey, are you any good at origami?
JUSTIN: Hell yeah.
TRAVIS: Alright. Well, don’t curse, we’re in school.
GRIFFIN:Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah, dude!
TRAVIS: Hey! Hey, I heard that, Jerry! Get to math!
GRIFFIN: [talking over Travis] Yo, this guy’s fucking so tight at origami! Is he fucking– Is Origami Steve good at origami? Dumb fucking question! [Justin laughs] Think about it– Think about it with your fucking brain!
TRAVIS: Get out of here Cursing Jerry!
JUSTIN: Cursing Jerry’s vaping everywhere! [Griffin makes vaping sounds]
TRAVIS: Get out! I’m trying to talk to Origami Steve!
GRIFFIN: Oh shit, he’s folding up my vape fog in the air! [Justin laughs]
TRAVIS: Don’t curse! I’m gonna send you to the principal’s office! Get out of here! Now I’m sorry, Origami Steve-
JUSTIN: Yeah.
TRAVIS: I know you’re good at origami.
JUSTIN: Mhm.
TRAVIS: Can you fold books into–
GRIFFIN: [from another room] He’s the fucking best at origami, are you kidding me?!
TRAVIS: I swear to God! Cursing Jerry, I’ll call your dad! [Justin laughs] Okay. Can you fold books into–
GRIFFIN:[from another room] Not my fuckin’ dad!
TRAVIS: I’ll call your dad!
GRIFFIN: Aw-
TRAVIS: Get to lunch!
GRIFFIN: [from another room] Okay.
TRAVIS: It’s Taco Tuesday!
GRIFFIN: [from an even further room] Fuck yeah, it is!
TRAVIS: Now can you fold books into–
JUSTIN: [cutting off Travis] Only Bibles. [Griffin and Travis laugh](via mcelboycontent)
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Face/Off
Directed by John Woo (1997)(via witch-bolt)
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My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:
Garkit,
Garpaw,
and, if fortune favors the cat in question,
Garstar
Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed
#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas
(via 2snakesinasuit)
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This is better than any found footage horror film ever made
(via anarcho-lesbianism)
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Just some impressions from the making of Fury Road to remind you that they used as less CGI as possible. Thank you George ♥
George Miller the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
are you fucking kidding me that was two straight hours of ACTUAL EXPLOSIONS
The best part is that, from my understanding, there were quite a few scenes where George Miller said “No this is too dangerous we’ll do this in post” and the rest of the crew was like “NO LETS DO IT NOW WE CAN DO IT”
are you telling me this was fucking cirque du soleil in the desert with fucking explosions
Tom Hardy described it as slipknot meets cirque du soleil
literally they hired cirque du soleil acrobats to get the aerial stunts right.
George Miller is like the anti-Hitchcock. Hitchcock threw lives birds at people and fucked them up and George Miller goes ‘no you can’t have people on see-saws with engines at the end going 500 miles an hour!’ and the actors are all like ‘bitch try me’.
(via jakeawaypizza)
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Why did conspiracy theorists feel the need to do that to reptiles? Reptiles are dope, you seen a gecko before? Fuck you.
wtf are you talking about lizards look like they have murder in their eyes
A gecko only has car insurance savings in his eyes you fuck
(via phantomofthebookstore)
I'm Grace, They/them or She/her
